Cockney story

So I was thinking that instead of each person writing a story, maybe we can all contribute to one here.... If we each write one sentence (or 2) to continue the story, including some rhyming slang, what do you think?

A few good websites to learn slang are:

http://www.fun-with-words.com/crs_example.html

http://www.phespirit.info/cockney/english_to_slang.htm


So if I start, let's see if we can write an epic story of a Cockney...



One Thursdya afternoon, Bob got home early, and as soon as he went inside, he heard the dog and bone.